Thursday, October 7, 2010

Creepiness, or a Shot in the Dark?

This is a choice you have to make, ladies. You need to call a conference and gather together in one place. Or elect leaders from the community to represent girls everywhere. There is a decision that needs to be made. Because you have the guys a little confused. If we aren't a little creepy, we have to take a shot in the dark. Which do you prefer?

Do you prefer us to do a little bit of background work?

Or just guess what you like?

We have to woo you somehow, and it's only fair that you let us be a little prepared.

Sometimes, everything works out picture perfect. The attraction is immediate, the progress is slow, the results are eventual, but amazing.

But sometimes, for a lot of us hopeless romantics, we set the bar a little high. We fall for what we believe to be the perfect girl. Is she? We'll let the future decide.

Dear Perfect Girl,

I'm sorry I asked your friend about you. I only did it to find out a little bit about you. I did it to find out what you were like. I asked to find out what restaurant I should make reservations at. I asked to find out if you're the kind of girl that liked tulips, roses, daisies, or no flowers when I pick you up.

I'm sorry I checked your Facebook so many times, I wanted to make sure that you weren't "in a relationship", because I wanted to spare you and myself the potential embarrassment I've suffered oh so many times.

I'm sorry that I was looking at you every time you looked up, but it's hard to resist looking at you all time, I want to be sure before I make this incredible leap.

From,
Every guy who swings for the fence.

Girls: Please make up your mind. Is this ok?

Disclaimer: Saph, I do actually regret that Sunshine Note. HaHa. 


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